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Jesus Girl Scout 

A Girl Scout that try's to sell cookies... and try’s to sell you a religion because surprise they are also a Jehovah’s witness
Jesus Girl Scout:“I would like to sell you cookies... and a spot in heaven!”

Person: “Go away you stupid Jesus Girl Scout”
Jesus Girl Scout by Cancer dog March 7, 2020

Cor jesu girl 

These girls are really smart. But watch out because they can be crazy partiers. They either are the ones not going to parties or the ones hammered drunk at them. But watch out because they can be bitchy know it alls.

Jesus-is-my-girlfriend 

Adj., a Contemporary Christian Music (also called CCM) song that means to appeal to an audience outside of typical listeners of CCM by replacing "Jesus" with "You" in hopes of making the Christian content of the song less obvious to non-Christian listeners.
Creed pisses me off. They try to sound like a genuine effect of American counterculture, but it's just a bunch of Jesus-is-my-girlfriend music that Christians think is cowardly and non-believers see right through.