Jesus Walkers

Jesus Walkers are the flip-flop sandals that metrosexuals wear with their faded jeans and frosted hair
"Oh shit, it would appear Josh is wearing those God damn, mutha fucking Jesus walkers again. Let's jump his ass!
by John Boy December 22, 2004
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Jersey Jesus Walker

A woman wearing a floor-length maxi dress (most likely with spaghetti straps) made of jersey, resembling Jesus in his robes.

JJWs usually wear gladiator sandals and have a blatant disregard for the rule of summer that demands bare legs.
"Gross...there's another Jersey Jesus Walker hiding her cankles."
by flosie August 03, 2009
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