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jesus titty fucking christ

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A saying to show your astonishment, or to accent what you are saying. It can also be a totally random response to anything anyone says. It can also be to show disapproval.
YOUR GAY? JESUS TITTY FUCKING CHRIST I had no idea

jesus titty fucking christ

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When the son of god consensually fucks the titties of another man named Christ in public.
Greggles: Jesus titty fucking christ!!! Jesus is titty fucking CHRIST!!!

Jesus Titty Fucking Christ

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An expression of shock, fear or just plain surprise. Originating from the movie Team America.
Jesus Titty Fucking Christ!, don't scare me like that!

Jesus-Titty-Fucking-Christ 

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Used - to great effect - by the boss in 'Team America - World Police.'
(Michael Moore enters)

"Jesus-titty-fucking-Christ!!!!"

(Ham flies everywhere)

Jesus-Titty-Ass-Mother-Fucking-Christ 

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A statement similar to Jesus-Fucking-Christ that is often used in a situation of utter disbelief, shock or frustration. It is arguably blasphemy as well. Can be announced slowly and clearly to express disgust and hopelessness, or loud and fast to alert someone of an imminent disaster that will most likely end in catastrophe.
Also might be a sign of Tourette syndrome.
Jesus-Titty-Ass-Mother-Fucking-Christ! I almost died!

Jesus Titty Fucking Chris 

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something you yell out when something annoying, stupid happens.
Person 1: its my birthday today everyone is coming except you.
Person 2: why not?
Person 1:because i hate you
Person 2:... what did i do to you JESUS TITTY FUCKING CHRIST
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
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minimap 

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Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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