Jesus Kill

Usually in an FPS game where the player gets an insane kill out of skill or pure luck

guy 1: Dude i was playing halo the other day and got a sick kill when one of my bullets bounced off a rock and hit someone
guy 2: dude! thats a jesus kill if i ever heard one!

Jesus Kill by OddThomas June 29, 2011

kill jesus

it means to smoke meth and have sex

im about to go kill Jesus with my trailer park hookup.

kill jesus by huskerevans January 10, 2015

fucking killer bastard jesus

It is commonly used when someone is bald.(FKBJ for short)

OMFG he is fucking killer bastard jesus.(means he is bald)
I have FKBJ hairstyle(i am bald)

fucking killer bastard jesus by Fucking erdembayar May 24, 2022

jesuszilla 

Son of Godzilla!
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Gonna open up a big ole can of whoopass on Mothra.

jesuszilla by Jack September 20, 2004

East Jesusville 

Describing a place that particularly takes a significantly long time to get too

Dude 1: Hey, why are you 30 minutes late? They almost gave up our table.

Dude 2: Well I didn't realize it takes 45 minutes to get to her house all the way in East Jesusville

Chick: Jerk!

East Jesusville by mschne7 June 29, 2009

Jesusville

Jacksonville, Florida, USA

The City Hall of Jacksonville Florida is at a location on Church Street from which if you go East you will encounter a row of 5 churches within 6 blocks, each church of a different Christian denomination. Right across the street from the City of Jacksonville's City Hall is First Baptist Church of Jacksonville, which has over 28,000 registered members, making it the third largest church in the second largest Christian denomination, but that's not even the largest church in Jesusville. In 2004, Jesusville had an estimated population of only 777,777 even though it is the largest city in America *geographically*. The actual shape of Jesusville resembles Jesus crying, with the tears forming Saint John's River. The St. John's River is one of the few rivers in the world that seems to go against gravity, flowing *away* from the equator.

It won't be long until Jacksonville legally changes it's name to Jesusville, then we'll get to see the ACLU throw a hissy-fit. :-)

Jesusville by Rev. Thomas S. Painter (Republican) May 13, 2006

Jesusfilled 

adj.) filled with Jesusness

Thats disgusting. Christmas is a holy Jesusfilled holiday that shouldnt be tainted w/ dead bear heads as presents. how dare you >:|

Jesusfilled by TheBearWrastler November 10, 2010