Jesus Crackers 

Communion bread. Only funnier and truer. Best used in the context of satirizing Christianity and in humoring the physical appearance of the bread.

Friend: "I went to church today"
Friend 2: "Ouu what'd you do?"
Friend: "We heard a homily and prayed and received communion!"
Friend 2: "yOu mEan yOu aTe jEsuS cRackErs"

Jesus Crackers by the Dan Dan that Can Can April 13, 2020

Jesus Crackers 

A saying to be used to replace "Jesus Christ!" Often used throughout gaming and when one is surprised.

Guy1: Boo!

Guy2: Jesus Crackers! you scared me!

Jesus Crackers by ElStefano October 4, 2008

jesus on a cracker 

Funny phrase which indicates you are surprised.

"Our math final is tomorow" "JESUS ON A CRACKER!"

jesus on a cracker by John December 15, 2004

Jesus Christ on a cracker 

A notably more potent form of the exclamation"Jesus Christ!". Used to show extreme cases of shock, disgust, or awe.

John: Yo, I just hit your little sister with my car!
Bill: Jesus Christ on a cracker! Is the car ok?

Jesus Christ on a cracker by TGBen December 30, 2008

jesus christ on a cracker 

An exclamatory remark used to express surprise, distress, and outrage.

*In response to Matthew's CBT, Jack yells:
"Jesus Christ on a cracker!"

jesus christ on a cracker by Beau Weidman November 4, 2007

jesus fucking christ on a ritz cracker 

Expression of surprise or sometimes anger.

Holy crap! Jesus Fucking Christ on a Ritz Cracker!

jesus fucking christ on a ritz cracker by Jimmy Me Boy April 2, 2015