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Jesus Back 

Jesus Back derives from a song recorded in 2011 named "Tupac Back" by recording rap-artists Meek Mill and Rick Ross from MMG (Maybach Music Group).

According to the Bible Jesus will return at the end of times to save all the good souls. As believed it's going down for a lot of people by then because no one surely knows wether they are going to heaven or not.

By saying "Jesus Back", you simple mean to say that "it is going down", "It's on" or Shit's is on". Pretty much things in that nature, the meaning of Jesus Back varies per sentence, you'll have to be sharp to catch what the person meant when he/she says the word. "Jesus Back" can be used in both a negative way and a positive way.
This word is also hashtaggable as #JesusBack
Example 1:
Girl: "I just wanted to tell you that I got Chlamydia and Herpes"
Guy: "Yo, Yo, Yo what you say? You better hope I ain't got that shit because if it's so it's Jesus Back on yo ass"
(Probably how the Rihanna and Chris Brown convo went down before he got the test results back)

Example 2
Guy #1: "Yo I just saw Ray Ray drunk as fuck yelling at a bunch of 5-0 and telling them they need to go cornhole they momma's....We need to go help him brotha!"
Guy #2: "Naw cuz Fuck that! Jesus Back! He's definitely gonna get Rodney King'ed now and I ain't getting my ass beat for no snitch. Let's move out before the coppers mistake us as his friends and busts some caps in ours asses like we're Sean Bell"

Girl #1: "Girl I just won 20 million dollars by playing lottery"
Girl #2: "Oh girl Jesus Back, Oh lord, Jeeeesuuuus Back!"
Jesus Back by BrotherQualit October 13, 2011
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And then Jesus came back! 

A phrase added by someone who is incredulous to what is being said, either an exaggerated report or a vision. Very much akin to "and then you woke up," as in "you woke up from the dream you were having and realized, 'oh, yeah, that was just a dream.'"
Coordinator: Yah, and I'm going to make sure there are 150 people at the cookies and ice cream party, that way we'll make $500 easy.
Coordinator's helper: Yeah, and then Jesus came back!

Seminarian: Sure I helped Jim Wallis write that book "God and Politics."
Professor: Yeah, and then Jesus came back!

black man who died and came back to life cuz of jesus 

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Now the definition
Idk
man: Yo, that's the black man who died and came back to life cuz of jesus!
...what

jesushack 

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jesushack is god
jesushack by jesushack August 25, 2023

jesushack 

#1 gamer (was not groomed)
jesushack on top
jesushack by jesushack August 29, 2023

jesushack 

#1 PVPER WAS NOT GROOMED
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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