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jesbionage 

war technique used to make people surrender by means of yelling outinside jokes that they don't get.
side effects of technique: frustrating the enemy, PTIJD (post traumatic inside joke disorder), and looking confused
Kim: so, how'd you beat them in (insert country name here)??
Jessica: haha!! i just went around yelling "kady, i'm your stalker."
Kim: so you used jesbionage. sawheeeeet.
:)
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lesbionage 

The act of pursuing secret lesbian trists
A mixture of lesbian and espionage
Did you see her hand?
Definitely grazing the boobs for too long...
Lesbionage!
lesbionage by loquesha June 17, 2008
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Lesbionage 

The act of spying (espionage) on one to find out if they are in fact a lesbian.
The LDS Church committed many counts of lesbionage for the purposes of outing her to her parents.
Lesbionage by logicalotus March 16, 2014

lesbionage 

A play on the word 'espionage', only with lesbians involved.

Usually used in such a way where a woman (who is a lesbian) is inquiring as to a females sexual preference in a round about way (i.e a friend or indirect questioning).
Guy 1: Hey! You know that Savvas girl?
Guy 2: the Greek one?
Guy 1: Yeah! I heard her talking to my girlfriend...asking questions about her favorite cars...sounded like a case of lesbionage....
Guy 2: Aw, gay.
lesbionage by JBL11TX December 20, 2010

Lesbionage 

To convert into a lesbian
She lesbionaged her friend, by stripping for her. Her friend quickly bacame interested in the lesbian world. She was lesbionaged.
Lesbionage by silentthread December 28, 2007

Lesbionage 

The act of being a lesbian, in which one lesbian spies on another, and commits acts of self pleasure.
OMG Cindy has been committing acts of lesbionage since she moved in to her new apartment!
Lesbionage by Blake_yo March 16, 2008

Lesbionage 

{les-bee-uh-nahzh}

-noun

1. The act of covertly attempting to turn a lesbian straight via late night tactics (i.e. boozing).

A hybrid word containing lesbian and espionage.
Steve: What'd you do last night?

Joe: I attempted some lesbionage

Steve: awwwww snap!

Joe: The mission was unsuccessful.
Lesbionage by WillyDynamite June 15, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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