jesbionage

war technique used to make people surrender by means of yelling outinside jokes that they don't get.
side effects of technique: frustrating the enemy, PTIJD (post traumatic inside joke disorder), and looking confused

Kim: so, how'd you beat them in (insert country name here)??
Jessica: haha!! i just went around yelling "kady, i'm your stalker."
Kim: so you used jesbionage. sawheeeeet.
:)

by jesbionagedidthisforkimtastic May 5, 2010

lesbionage

The act of pursuing secret lesbian trists
A mixture of lesbian and espionage

Did you see her hand?
Definitely grazing the boobs for too long...
Lesbionage!

by loquesha June 17, 2008

Lesbionage

The act of spying (espionage) on one to find out if they are in fact a lesbian.

The LDS Church committed many counts of lesbionage for the purposes of outing her to her parents.

by logicalotus March 16, 2014

lesbionage

A play on the word 'espionage', only with lesbians involved.

Usually used in such a way where a woman (who is a lesbian) is inquiring as to a females sexual preference in a round about way (i.e a friend or indirect questioning).

Guy 1: Hey! You know that Savvas girl?
Guy 2: the Greek one?
Guy 1: Yeah! I heard her talking to my girlfriend...asking questions about her favorite cars...sounded like a case of lesbionage....
Guy 2: Aw, gay.

by JBL11TX December 20, 2010

Lesbionage

To convert into a lesbian

She lesbionaged her friend, by stripping for her. Her friend quickly bacame interested in the lesbian world. She was lesbionaged.

by silentthread December 28, 2007

Lesbionage

The act of being a lesbian, in which one lesbian spies on another, and commits acts of self pleasure.

OMG Cindy has been committing acts of lesbionage since she moved in to her new apartment!

by Blake_yo March 16, 2008

Lesbionage

{les-bee-uh-nahzh}

-noun

1. The act of covertly attempting to turn a lesbian straight via late night tactics (i.e. boozing).

A hybrid word containing lesbian and espionage.

Steve: What'd you do last night?

Joe: I attempted some lesbionage

Steve: awwwww snap!

Joe: The mission was unsuccessful.

by WillyDynamite June 15, 2010