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Jessica C 

A tall attractive woman with green eyes. She's tough, strong, charming, strange & full of lust. She does not pour her heart out easily. She is extremely beautiful and all the boys want her. She can be very slutty. She can cause jealousy but is hardly jealous herself, she is known for not giving a fuck about what people think.

She is a perfect definition of Aquarius.
All the girls want to be her, all the boys want to be with her.

Guy 1: Oh snap, here comes Jessica C, she is so gorgeous.

Guy 2: Yeah, so slutty.
Guy 1: I want her.

Girl 1: What a bitch.
Guy 1: You're just jealous.
Girl 1: Fine I am.
Jessica C by thenvelope December 7, 2010
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Jessica 8-C 

PLSSSSSSSSSS THIS WONEN HAS THE SAS TO SCARE OF A HELL IF SHE WANTED TO

SHE WILL MAKE EVERYONE LAUGH (NOT WITH HER JOKES THO.
SHE WILL SHOW LOVE BY STRANGLING U ❤️✨🥵😘🥺🍩🎊
Wut u doin Jessica 8-C 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
Jessica 8-C by 8c student ;) March 21, 2022

Jessica Capshaw 

She's a marmade who left the fairytailes, an amazing, flawless, beautiful angel sent from heaven who is also a sex god.

One minute she is cute as a button, the next, she is supermegafoxyawesomehot.

Her existence proves that God does indeed exist, and he is one bad ass mo' fuckah.

She has the most super magic smile in the whole word and she should win a million awards for her insane talents.

She is a life ruiner and If you believe that perfection doesn't exist you should think about Jessica Capshaw.

She makes straight girls go gay and gay men go straight.
She also makes Ovaries explode and then you wanna have her babies.
Lea: Who's that blonde hottie on Grey's Anatomy?
Emma: Jessica Capshaw of course!
Jessica Capshaw by Ttte123 October 16, 2011

jessica chapman 

A girl who is stunningly beautiful and cute. She is usually short and is an awesome person to talk to.
Wow Jessica Chapman is really beautiful

jessica coleman

your acting like a jessica coleman
jessica coleman by cutiebatootieuwu December 18, 2019

Jessica Chastain

Seriously! Has no one defined the beauty of this immortal goddess yet?! Well I guess I will! Jessica Chastain is among the most gorgeous beings to walk this earth. Not only is she a talented actress but she is also among the world's most proactive humanitarians. Everyone should strive to be more like Jessica Chastain!
One day God looked down on the Earth and saw that it needed more beauty so he created Jessica Chastain and saw that she was perfect in every way.

Some random person: Hey who was that gorgeous redhead who just walked by?
Other random person: Oh that was Jessica Chastain! She's the most beautiful person in the world!
Another random person: Whoa! I know her! I'm gonna go home and watch that movie Lawless because she's in it!

jessica chen

She is a best friend, loving, and her laugh is contagious. Without her in a room , it's quiet, but when she's there she lights up the room. Never ever let go of a Jessica Chen.
Wow! That Jessica over there makes me feel so happy.

Yeah! Cause she's a Jessica Chen
jessica chen by Lily(search it) January 29, 2018
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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