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Jesseonia 

She bad but disloyal.She one of a kind .She don’t let people in because she scared to be hurt.She learning to give people chances.She very beautiful.All the boys swoon over her .But she pull both genders .She’s gorgeous and don’t deserve to be played or heart broke...
Jesseonia is a beautiful lady.
Jesseonia by Cakesfakids September 17, 2019
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jesenia: a great friend
will ALWAYS be there for you
BEAUTIFUL

wonderful personality

makes great memes

will steal your mans

gives great advice

overall just a great friend
omg you NEED a jesenia in your life
jesenia by agreatfriendnamedlala January 21, 2018
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Jessenia is the funny/cool girl she likes to laugh ALOT they get along with Noah's alot. They're actually really funny in school they tend to get smart with the teachers and argue and be a total-bad ass and wear what's in style. But if you're her friend you won't regret it she'll make you laugh even in your hardest times just her laughing or smiling will make you grin. Jessenia's tend to have braces but they make braces hot jessenia's have dark brown hair Hazel eyes curvy body. If you are a Jessenia boyfriend you're very lucky she'll love you till no end but watch yourself when you're around other girls they get jealous very easy you'll most likely find jessenia's with there friends are on Facebook or Tumblr. Jessenia's make everything fun no matter what they like to sing and dance and aren't afraid to try anything because they know they're living there life.
Miguel: Hey it's my ex jessenia!

Taye:Woah, bro your ex? She's hot why'd you dump her?

Miguel: I don't know i regret it though she looks amazing.

Taye: I know i'm going to ask her to the dance .
Jessenia by AnthemLights69 February 7, 2013
A very outgoing girl that is very Loveable And gorgeous, fun to hangout with , A great friend And Guys Want Her But Cant Have Her .
I Wish I Knew Jesenia .
Jesenia by Crazyy101 October 6, 2011

jetsonian 

Relating to a time in the future, similar to that on the classic television show The Jetsons.
We are only a few years worth of R&D away from a fully working jetsonian car.
jetsonian by jetsonian March 31, 2003
A very beautiful girl who loves like no other. It takes her a while to take an interest in someone, but when she falls, she falls hard. She’s a keeper, someone like her is someone you need to cuff! She’s also an amazing friend and has a huge heart. If you let her go, you’re dumb, because you’ll never meet someone as genuine and kind and caring as her.

Name Origin: Spanish
Jesenia looks beautiful today.
Jesenia is an amazing friend.
Jesenia by soaphandle April 23, 2018
n. A tottaly nice and very pretty person. Who everyone adores
2. a cool classy person with a artistic mind (see artistic) 3. someone smart 4. a good friend 5. awesome[:
Wow shes such a Jessenia!
Jessenia by Kathyyycat January 15, 2008
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