Jesse Smellwood 

A poser crust punker that will lick your ass for a shot of cheap vodka, will only lend you cigarettes following the agenda of holding it over your head in the future (preferably for more cheap vodka), Complains about his addiction to booze on a regular basis, will intentionally make you pissed off for his entertainment but if you do the same to him he will throw a tantrum, will constantly condescend you and make you feel bad for any little thing that interests you so that he feels better about himself, acts like a hardass using phrases like “shut yo bitchass up” or “you’re a fag”, will 99.99% of the time use the mocking phrase “oooooooooo” if you insult him or threaten him because this is yet another one of his lazy attempts to belittle you and give the illusion that you are weaker than him, and finally and most importantly out of all of the traits of this pile of crusty garbage... he is smart enough to see the evil within himself and the world around him leading himself deeper into the pits of alcoholism, social dysphoria, and self hatred.

“Jesse Smellwood is the epitome of the rebellious scum of this country... punk rockers.”

Jesse Smellwood by 666/The_World_Is_Ending\666 January 20, 2019