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jeandrel
Known as the guy that will obey vanessa. He is very lazy but sucking ain't one so be free to text/call him anytime. 25 cents/hour.
jeandrel by Unicornn123 March 14, 2017
Related Words
Jessandre • jessandra • Jessandeering • Jess and Emily • jeandré • jeandrel • Jassandra • JESSANGEL • Jessanne • Jesse and Eva
Jessandeering
Verb - To get in the way of a coworker who is perfectly capable of handling a task singlehandedly and taking over the task as your own for no apparent reason
I was sweeping the floor, I was nearly done, I had all the dust in a pile, and Bart came over and started jessandeering the pile with a broom he had sprinted to get seconds earlier.
Jessandeering by BigRichard42069 October 3, 2017
Jessanne
Lips, that are perfect for sucking dick, they look like they would make the dude cum in 2 minutes flat.
Jessanne by Demarkus Jackson March 8, 2009
jeandré
Jeandré is amazing friend. Very athletic .Good at accounting. She is weird as fuck. She loves to braid hair . Favourite color blue and pink. She has small feet and has an unhealthy up session with food. She can kick your ass . Practices multiple disciplines.Has dark hair and brown eyes. She spends her weekends watching movies. She is the one who cheers you up when you are down. She is the best friend you'll have. She loves to be random. If you have the privilege of having a Jeandré in your life, never let her go
Jeandré is being a bitch
jeandré by Mickey 2502 February 2, 2016
Jeandré
Jeandré is one of the most charming guys you will EVER come across. With ocean blue eyes and a dazzling smile, Jeandré will steal the heart of anyone who meets his gaze. Tall, cheeky and with the peachiest ass of all, he is tough competition to the best players in the game. BEWARE: while his charm lures in his unsuspecting victims, he is not one to easily be leashed or tamed.
I met this incredible guy called Jeandré. We had the best night ever, but when I told him I’d caught feelings, he seemed to have vanished off the face of this earth!
Jeandré by Jellybelly November 22, 2021
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"