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jeandrel
Known as the guy that will obey vanessa. He is very lazy but sucking ain't one so be free to text/call him anytime. 25 cents/hour.
jeandrel by Unicornn123 March 14, 2017
Related Words
Jessandre • jessandra • Jessandeering • Jess and Emily • jeandré • jeandrel • Jassandra • JESSANGEL • Jessanne • Jesse and Eva
Jessandeering
Verb - To get in the way of a coworker who is perfectly capable of handling a task singlehandedly and taking over the task as your own for no apparent reason
I was sweeping the floor, I was nearly done, I had all the dust in a pile, and Bart came over and started jessandeering the pile with a broom he had sprinted to get seconds earlier.
Jessandeering by BigRichard42069 October 3, 2017
Jessanne
Lips, that are perfect for sucking dick, they look like they would make the dude cum in 2 minutes flat.
Jessanne by Demarkus Jackson March 8, 2009
jeandré
Jeandré is amazing friend. Very athletic .Good at accounting. She is weird as fuck. She loves to braid hair . Favourite color blue and pink. She has small feet and has an unhealthy up session with food. She can kick your ass . Practices multiple disciplines.Has dark hair and brown eyes. She spends her weekends watching movies. She is the one who cheers you up when you are down. She is the best friend you'll have. She loves to be random. If you have the privilege of having a Jeandré in your life, never let her go
Jeandré is being a bitch
jeandré by Mickey 2502 February 2, 2016
Jeandré
Jeandré is one of the most charming guys you will EVER come across. With ocean blue eyes and a dazzling smile, Jeandré will steal the heart of anyone who meets his gaze. Tall, cheeky and with the peachiest ass of all, he is tough competition to the best players in the game. BEWARE: while his charm lures in his unsuspecting victims, he is not one to easily be leashed or tamed.
I met this incredible guy called Jeandré. We had the best night ever, but when I told him I’d caught feelings, he seemed to have vanished off the face of this earth!
Jeandré by Jellybelly November 22, 2021
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026
Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026
pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026