Jersey Jiggler

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When your male friend is having sex in another room and you sneak in and quietly jiggle his balls from behind.

"I was in the other room plowing Cindy and Ted from accounting snuck in and gave me the Jersey Jiggler"

Jersey Jiggler by Chip McTooth May 31, 2015

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New Jersey jiggler

Originated in New Jersey, but rapidly went global when the rest of the world felt its sting. Involves coaxing your male friend into mooning someone/somebody. When he drops his britches, you pull out a metal ruler or yard stick and slap the hell out of the back of his wedding tackle. Very painful and unless your friends are complete morons, they will only fall for this all time party favorite once.

Ryan: Hey yo Chris, moon that bus of nuns over there!
Chris: YEAH! (spoken Lil' Jon style)
Chris drops trow and reveals his shockingly white ass as Ryan discreetly pulls out a metal ruler.
There is a smack heard round the world as Chris's now black n' blue ball sack flies forward hitting him in the face.
Chris: Do that again you gheymo and I'll lite your face on fire and put it out with an ice pick!

New Jersey jiggler by ruthless January 31, 2005

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Related Words

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Jersey Jiggle

Another name for Snooki

Did you see Snooki dancing, She was doing the Jersey Jiggle

Jersey Jiggle by jjb2003 January 3, 2011

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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