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when your sitting on the crapper dropping a fresh deuce and some girl is sucking you off.
Yo Jeff, after I had some Taco Bell last night I brought home some cum dumpster. When I was sittin on the bowl she started ripping my cap off...It was some Jersey bulldog!
by MUTHA FUCKIN SNIPES December 08, 2006
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Jul 12 Word of the Day
The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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A cheeseburger with a fried egg and brown gravy (and all the rest)
Have you ever had a jersey bulldog? Eggs, burger, cheese, and gravy. Does it get better than that?
by theoddpint February 01, 2008
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