Jerpy is the great king of Astana and Master of Saikan,the unburt,breaker of chains,khal over the great grass sea,master of dragons,master of war and enemy of the Hatiromian asurpy.
Man,have you seen that Jerpy burnt all Hatiromia???
Yea,the fire almost killed me,Oof!
a person that wears really skinny jeans and elongated t shirts and tries to copy Jerry Lorenzo as much as they can. their favorite shoes are probably vans checkerboard or some yeezys 350 and there is a good chance they will be wearing a t shirt with nothing on it that they got from h&m and call that "high end fashion".
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.