Skip to main content
A guy with a 10 inch penis that can make a girl cum with sheer force of will alone. He is totally awesome, has rock hard abs, and drives a BMW.
"Sup Jerott?"
Jerott by NotJerott February 4, 2010
Urban Dictionary Merch
I'm so lucky I have a jerett.

Ah, suck, I wish mine was a jerett!
Jerett by I'm a Pepper July 29, 2011
Related Words
A genuine honest person that is Pro-mazing.
I wish my name was Jeretta then I could be pro-mazing in life!
Jeretta by Rowdy C. July 13, 2011
Ja-Rah-ti (n)- a rude word for an itialian person
Look at this Jeratti, your a Jeratti,
Jeratti by MiNi ViNNY 617 December 4, 2010

jerattack 

Writing something witty on someone's facebook wall conversation that has shown up on your news feed that has absolutely nothing to do with you: exclusive posts to someone specific, conversations between couples, pathetic cries for emotional help (aka "This day sucked b/c..." statuses)
I love Danielle (Danielle says) I love you too! (you say) I hate you both! (You have just been jerattacked. Have a nice day.)
jerattack by jbubzz January 19, 2011
A self made man that has the morals of a philosopher and is usually smarter than most people in the group, but likes to act like a 3 year old. Usually has a lot of money and likes to quote things a lot until people get annoyed or start saying it themselves.
Jerett: I'm a changed man!
David: Shut up Jerett
Jerett: Hey David, I'm a changed man!

David: I'm a changed man, dang it i seemed to pull a Jerett!
Jerett by Thesandman48 November 22, 2021
A self made man that has the morals of a philosopher and is usually smarter than most people in the group, but likes to act like a 3 year old. Usually has a lot of money and likes to quote things a lot until people get annoyed or start saying it themselves.
Jerett: I'm a changed man!
David: Shut up Jerett
Jerett: Hey David, I'm a changed man!

David: I'm a changed man, dang it i seemed to pull a Jerett!
Jerett by Thesandman48 November 22, 2021
More from Urban Dictionary
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
Next