Jerking From Home 

The art of telling your employer that you will be working from home, when your sole intention is to stream youporn all day.

Stace: Michael, when were you last in the office?
Michael: It's been months now, I've been (JFH) jerking from home

Stace: Okay, some were worried that you had a massive stroke or something

Michael: You're not too far off the mark...

Jerking From Home by RandyRhoads84 June 17, 2020

jerkin' from home 

when one decides at the last moment to telecommute, usually because it's 75 degrees and sunny outside.

Yep...just got the 9:05 a.m. e-mail from Terry saying that he's jerkin' from home. He's not fooling anyone.

jerkin' from home by patradio July 30, 2014