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jerkin it
Jake: Dude what are you doing right now?
Patrick: dude I'm just jerkin it
Jake: you are what?!? Dude that's gross
Patrick: nah dog I just sitting here doing nothing you freak
Patrick: dude I'm just jerkin it
Jake: you are what?!? Dude that's gross
Patrick: nah dog I just sitting here doing nothing you freak
jerkin it by newporthunny6 January 12, 2009
Jerkin' it
Person 1: Hey have you done the calculus homework yet?
Person 2: Not yet, I am currently jerkin' it though.
Person 1: Dude wtf, I don't need to know that
Person 2: Huh, its problem 3. We must solve for the third time derivative of thr given position function.
Person 2: Not yet, I am currently jerkin' it though.
Person 1: Dude wtf, I don't need to know that
Person 2: Huh, its problem 3. We must solve for the third time derivative of thr given position function.
Jerkin' it by YeastInfectedGrandpa April 6, 2025
jerkin' it
jerkin' it by anonymous April 11, 2025
jerkin it old school
Dude #1 - Whatcha doin?
Dude #2 - I'm jerkin it old school!
Dude #1 - Huh???!!!
Dude #2 - My internet connection is down so I'm jerking off to my Dad's old stash of porno mags instead!
Dude #2 - I'm jerkin it old school!
Dude #1 - Huh???!!!
Dude #2 - My internet connection is down so I'm jerking off to my Dad's old stash of porno mags instead!
jerkin it old school by Tehtonster March 11, 2011
Pseudo Jerkin It
Another name for the air jerk, or simulating masturbation while fully clothed to annoy others or let them know you don’t care.
Man 1: My daughter is going to be the lead in the elementary school production of cats.
Man 2: (begins pseudo jerkin it)
Man 1: That's how I feel about it too.
Man 2: (begins pseudo jerkin it)
Man 1: That's how I feel about it too.
Pseudo Jerkin It by I got you back July 12, 2009
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026
pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026