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by peterduck685 July 31, 2016
Get the jerk off mug.1. To masturbate by rubbing the penis, jack off.
2. To waste time in an annoying way. Goof off, jerk around, fart around.
3. A person who is distracted and wasting time. Also spelled: jerk-off
4. An insult: something you'd call a person, implying vaguely that the person is clueless or inferior.
2. To waste time in an annoying way. Goof off, jerk around, fart around.
3. A person who is distracted and wasting time. Also spelled: jerk-off
4. An insult: something you'd call a person, implying vaguely that the person is clueless or inferior.
"Joe jerks off two or three times a day."
"Last night, his girlfriend jerked him off in the car."
"Is our son jerking off again, when he ought to be doing his homework?" (Yeah, the old man meant "goofing off," but he said "jerking off." Heh heh.)
"Hey, jerk-off, quit watching the game and roll some dice."
"That jerk-off? He's a total douchebag."
"Last night, his girlfriend jerked him off in the car."
"Is our son jerking off again, when he ought to be doing his homework?" (Yeah, the old man meant "goofing off," but he said "jerking off." Heh heh.)
"Hey, jerk-off, quit watching the game and roll some dice."
"That jerk-off? He's a total douchebag."
by vanilla g-lotto December 21, 2004
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good job killing your future children.
good job killing your future children.
Logan:oh yea i jerk off to some hot as fuck Alexis Texas!
John:you're fucking disgusting!
Jack:says you! you screamed in class Ally sucked your dick so hard you started bleeding!
John: virgins..
John:you're fucking disgusting!
Jack:says you! you screamed in class Ally sucked your dick so hard you started bleeding!
John: virgins..
by a wild bandaid May 8, 2017
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N. Idiot, moron, President Bush
N. Idiot, moron, President Bush
by Marty October 19, 2003
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by kirsty's toe smeller March 4, 2005
Get the jerk off mug.A person who is a jerk, but more than a jerk. Basically a dick, but they are also a jerk, so Jerk off kinda encompasses being a jerk and a dick, since your jerk off a dick.
P1) Hey did you see that guy trip his ex girl near the sprinklers?
P2) Yeah! He's such a Jerk off!! Why'd she ever go out with him.
P1) Girl, I asked her that and she said "DICK TO BAWM!"
P2) Yeah! He's such a Jerk off!! Why'd she ever go out with him.
P1) Girl, I asked her that and she said "DICK TO BAWM!"
by Rich homie Came October 14, 2013
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