Jerk off

When a guy rubs the shit out of his dick until a sticky white liquid comes out.

I need to go jerk off like I am while I write this definition.

by Hdhdirbegeuebv June 13, 2020

Jerk off

V. To stimulate your penis with your hand to cause orgasm and ejaculation. Male masturbation.

N. Idiot, moron, President Bush

Boy, is President Bush a fucking jerk off!

by Marty October 20, 2003

Jerk off

A person who is a jerk, but more than a jerk. Basically a dick, but they are also a jerk, so Jerk off kinda encompasses being a jerk and a dick, since your jerk off a dick.

P1) Hey did you see that guy trip his ex girl near the sprinklers?
P2) Yeah! He's such a Jerk off!! Why'd she ever go out with him.
P1) Girl, I asked her that and she said "DICK TO BAWM!"

by Rich homie Came October 15, 2013

Jerk off

used normally as a description of a person that is otherwise known as an idiot. (with or without a hyphen)

I hate scampie. Jerk-off drank my last beer!

by monsto January 16, 2003

Jerk off

Someone who takes your heart and messes with your feelings

Damn tyler is a huge jerk off did u see what he did to his girl?!?!

by Oliver Gliver June 02, 2019

Jerk off

a dance off involving the move the jerk

once the jerk has been done in the dance off it has officially become a jerk off...no backsies

"yo dude, tommy can dance"

"i know bro...he totally smoked those guys in a jerk off"

by spenzarrr September 03, 2009

Jerk off

your ass hole ex boyfriend who left you for a whore and now talks shit about you

Michael is such a Jerk off, i can't believe he left Shelby for Julie.

by Nicole Mendoza December 04, 2006