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Imagine the following scenario. You and your romanian friends are playing Catan, a strategic boardgame. One of your friends, named Rareș, places his little house pieces on the hexagons that give him resources whenever a player rolls a 10 with a dice. That 10 gets rolled approximately 15 times in the whole round. Rareș also steals your own resources and only hits dice rolls that only benefit him. As if he's actually cheating (but he isn't). Despite all of these resources and advantageous circumstances that he finds himself in, he still somehow manages to lose the game.

Rareș is a jepniță.
He got really lucky, but because he's so stupid and has no thoughts in his brain, he still lost. What a jepniță.

His mom lives in my basement because he's a jepniță of a human being.

We all hate jepnițe.
Jepniță by edu4rd January 13, 2024
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She is truly extraordinary and one of the prettiest girls you will ever meet.
She is really special since she’s different from other girls - she’s smart, funny, kind, beautiful and thoughtful.
She gets along with most people but is she gets into an argument with someone she will defend her position with passion and win the argument.
She ‘s shy and reserved but when you spend enough time with her she opens up to be a funny, loyal , generous, supportive and all round great friend!
She is a little cheeky- sexy and very sensual and will remain faithful to whoever she gives her heart.

She is a once in a lifetime find and when you do don’t ever let her go!! 💗
Jennita is a beautiful woman.
Jennita by Smexygirl101 January 11, 2022
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jenitals 

one of many nick names for the one and only legend jenital spankovic one of a kind, one of sort
if you see a long long boy with black hair who looks spasticated say ‘omg it’s my jenitals!’
jenitals by looutofafishtank December 13, 2021

Jewnitarian

A combination of Jew and Universalist Unitarian.
My neighbor is a Universalist Unitarian and her boyfriend is Jewish. They are having a Jewnitarian wedding.
Jewnitarian by lynx wings April 24, 2005
A beautiful girl who is loyal to all her friends!she is nice when she has to!!she is funny and cute!!
Jeanita is so pretty

Jenitals 

A body part located sumwher on Jen's body :o
Omg. Mike just kicked me in the Jenitals.
Jenitals by Jekijp June 19, 2009

jennitawls 

jennitawls a granny who stiffy rejected
jennitawls by jabbathehutmut January 2, 2023
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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