Definitions by edu4rd

Jepniță

Imagine the following scenario. You and your romanian friends are playing Catan, a strategic boardgame. One of your friends, named Rareș, places his little house pieces on the hexagons that give him resources whenever a player rolls a 10 with a dice. That 10 gets rolled approximately 15 times in the whole round. Rareș also steals your own resources and only hits dice rolls that only benefit him. As if he's actually cheating (but he isn't). Despite all of these resources and advantageous circumstances that he finds himself in, he still somehow manages to lose the game.

Rareș is a jepniță.

He got really lucky, but because he's so stupid and has no thoughts in his brain, he still lost. What a jepniță.

His mom lives in my basement because he's a jepniță of a human being.

We all hate jepnițe.

Jepniță by edu4rd January 13, 2024

vijeuing

Based on the legend himself, Vijeu. The word (verb) vijeu(-ing) is mentioned whenever someone steals anything from someone else in 5 minutes of less, whether it's something as little as a coin or something as important as a girlfriend. Especially a girlfriend.

He stole his girlfriend in 5 minutes, man! He be vijeuing.
Vijeu stole my cousin's girlfriend in 5 minutes by throwing her into water, man. He be vijeuing that shit! Cause he got the move maaaaaaaaaan.

vijeuing by edu4rd December 26, 2019