Jencicle 

A very cold or "nippy" Jennifer. These are usually found in colder climates. And have a tendency to feast mainly on pages from books after reading them.

Easily spooked these unique critters have a reputation on burrowing underground. An itemized list of things which spook the Jen are as followed.

Bright lights
Getting wet
Being fed after mid.....wait that's gremlins. 🤦 ♂️

That jen looks cold, she's turned into a jencicle.

Jencicle by Lord Tennington Smyth Jenson R November 2, 2019

jewcicle 

A jewish version of a popcicle that has a flavorless ice cube on a stick.

Son, if you don't behave your dessert will be a jewcicle.

jewcicle by jew cop 69 July 14, 2009

jewcicle 

A jewcicle is a frozen Hasid that you can use to amaze your friends, stop traffic, save your place in queues, and just generally to piss off everyone else.

Phred makes a perfect jewcicle. I can leave him at my desk at work and nobody notices my absence.

jewcicle by Jacques Asse December 28, 2009