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Jelly Beaning 

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The act of fucking a chubby mexican up his rear passage
Your brothers such a fag we caught him Jelly Beaning Manuel Rodriguez on the back of a bus
Jelly Beaning by UD Warrior February 13, 2009
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Jelly Beaning 

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To suck somebody's toes that have been dipped in sugar, honey or other sweet substance.
I was jelly beaning a bird last night, using melted Galaxy Minstrels.
Jelly Beaning by StoneyC August 20, 2018
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Jelly Beaning • jelly bracelets • jelly • Jelly Fish • jelly roll • jelly doughnut • jelly belly • jelly baby • jelly tug • jelly leg

Jelly-Beaning 

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The act of inserting several bags of jelly beans into your sexual partners rectum then having them squeeze them out into your mouth and consuming said jelly beans
Guy 1: Dude, I was jelly-beaning my girl last night

Guy 2: That's gross dude why would you do that you cretin?
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Jellybeaning 

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Spamming / saying the same phrase over and over by more than one person. Shorts tuber, Twitch streamer, and TikToker girl named JellyBean made this phrase "It's not a mistake, it's a masterpiece" and the word "Jellybeaning" was born.
everyone stop jellybeaning saying "your mother is fat" that's mean you gotta forgive Fred.
Jellybeaning by I_loveFallGuys July 3, 2022
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Jellybeaning 

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The state of being when you wake up after a long night of drinking and you’re not yet hungover. You’re still a little drunk, and in a silly, goofy mood.
“I honestly feel pretty good, definitely jellybeaning”
Jellybeaning by Jellybeaning July 4, 2022
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JellyBeaning

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The act of consuming jelly beans, by mouth, through chewing and swallowing.
I was caught JellyBeaning at fat camp.
JellyBeaning by branmanfan52 April 9, 2026
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

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Whale 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
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