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Jello belly 

A fat persons stomach that wobbles like jello when pushed on or shaken.
That fat fuck has a jello belly!
Jello belly by JoeyBomm October 17, 2021
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jelly belly 

Large and somewhat protruding stomach found on a man similar to a pregnant woman in her second trimester due to late nights binges at Nan Ling, Wendy's, and other fast food establishments combined with sheer laziness and an unused gym membership.
When is the last time you went to the gym? That jelly belly is getting pretty big.
jelly belly by The Widge May 29, 2008

jelly belly with a raspberry swirl 

When a guy cums in a girl's belly button and a drop of blood from his nose falls in as well cause he came so hard.
Joe: (as he sees Alex walk out his room) Why is your nose bleeding?

Alex: Mann I came so hard I gave her a jelly belly with a raspberry swirl.

jelly belly 

The act of pulling out of a girls vagina directly before ejaculation and covering her stomach in hot man jam
I didnt wanna get that bitch pregnant so I snatched and gave her a jelly belly
jelly belly by Texhnolyze March 24, 2007

Jelly Belly 

A fat man with no muscle, and only jelly.
The old man had a Jelly Belly :D
Jelly Belly by Mary_Moo (: November 10, 2009

jelly belly 

A famous American candy company started in the early 1900s. They were the first to concoct jelly bean flavors that were not resembling fruits. "Jelly Belly" is also a way to simply refer to the company's brand of jelly beans. No other jelly bean's flavors can even come close to the immense variety of Jelly Belly flavors (50 original flavors). And, they're only 4 calories a bean!
Avoid Mango and Jalapeno jelly belly beans at all costs. XD
jelly belly by Schwaaaaa~ May 27, 2006

Jelly Belly 

Only the greatest brand of confectionary ever invented. The jelly beans come in many different (but equally tasty) flavours including my personal faves tutti-frutti and toasted marshmallow
jelly belly is goooood
Jelly Belly by crazy fool May 18, 2004
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