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Jeiism

The belief that the Italian Europop Singer Jeffrey Jey is the reincarnation of Jesus Christ, and by listening to Eiffel 65, you are saved from sin.
After feeling spiritually enlightened, Thomas O'Neil converted to Jeiism.

Critics of the song "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" called the song propaganda for a Jeiist cult.
by ThomasRobotic June 12, 2017
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Jewism

A word used to describe both a positive or a negative Jewish act. Created by the great Joe Klass, and Marc Chin.
" Today has been a jewriffic day!!!", or "Dammit don't be such a Jewtart..." these are classic jewism's
by Jew King287 July 12, 2009
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Jediism

At present it is belived to be a joke cult/pseudo-religion. However it has the possibilty to adapt and grow into a respectable, philosophically sound and above all authentic religious movement which could have potentially great benefits for society, paving the way to a peaceful galaxy... er I mean planet for the moment. The current ridicule against it (as well as calls to oppress it in some areas) could prove to be similar backlash destined to be compared to the persecution faced by early Christians. Or it could not, maybe it could remain as a mere jest for when the census occurs every ten years or an excuse for people to wave some toy lightsabers every time a Star Wars movie is re-released.

I'm not a Jedi myself, in fact philosophically wise I'm probably closer to a Sith of all things! But I would much prefer to see Jedi rule the galaxy... excuse me I mean the planet.

In the end though, I think if there are fans out there who are serious about making a Star Wars convention religion into something more they need it to stay true to the original ideals of the Jedi, whilst allowing it to stand on its own two feet in the real world. It needs to detach itself a little from Star Wars fandom and I mean only a little. Enough for it to be recognised and respected, and eventually outlive the franchise. One day Lucas and Star Wars will die and if it is not treated seriously then Jediism will too (like a child who never got to grow up and explore their true potential.)
Jediist - Ah cool, its 2011 census now and I voted myself Jedi! I feel so cool LUELZ. Want to go watch Phantom Menace with me again?

Jedi - No thank you. Jediism doesn't take itself seriously. A 'Jedi' was kicked out of an employment centre for wearing a hood... it was merely a hooded sweater and not a jedi robe! How can they be expected to treat it seriously? Had he worn the full attire of robe, lightsaber and all associated Jedi accoutments upon entry the incident wouldn't have occured. Besides... Jedi do not work, we protect the galaxy!

Sith - Tell me about it, I went into a library with full Sith attire, lightsaber and yellow sith eyes the other day and they kicked me out, claiming I was a Satanist! A Satanist!? There is no greater power in this universe than me, I would never worship another! Hurry up and get serious Jedi scum, so I can exterminate you in the art of a serious Sith lord destroying a serious Jedi Order. Right now I'm reduced to mere idle conversation and being kicked out of libraries and bookstores!
by Ashla and Bogan March 28, 2011
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Jewism

Jewism is an unjust range of thoughts towards the Jewish religion.Some of these could be classed as racially incencitive,but thats a load if pigshit.
See that guy over there,he must be jewish ,wow his race should of been exterminated in WW2,heil Hitler! Anyway thats jewism.
by Jamie Heskett October 26, 2020
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jeiimii_

jeiimii_ is my mutual that i love dearly and would die for them <3 jeiimii_ is super sweet and polite :) i really admire them and I'm grateful for them and the things they do :) i love theit content and im really proud of them <3 also i love having matching pfp with them ;)
first girl: "jeiimii_? who's that"
second girl: "the love of my life <3"
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jeismyre

Jeismyre is a good person, He is loyal, faithful and loving. Honest and taking responsibility for his actions. Good looking guy with a humble heart but shy person and he is not the first to make a move to his crush. Spent his whole day in his room listening music and watching videos and sometimes he stalked the person he liked. Friendly and reliable at all times. Good friend, kind son, loving sibling and always makes the best in his works.
Jeismyre is a good friend.
by Collin12 June 8, 2021
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Jedism

An act inspired by pure boredom that is unstoppable and highly frustrating
Jed is currently conducting a Jedism
by JED MAN October 4, 2021
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