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Jeffurium 

The -1st element in the periodic table. The element contains -1 protons but has infinite mass. It is the strongest element in the universe and instantly annihilates any matter it touches. While it is a rare element, it is usually found within a star in the Jeffurious constellation, discovered by Jeffury. So far humans have only managed to contain a stable form of Jeffurium for a quadrillionth of a second.
Hopefully scientists in the future don’t use Jeffurium as a weapon of mass destruction.
Jeffurium by Jeffury December 19, 2019
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Jeffrum stands for jeffrum which derives from the Greek word jēfrûï which is slang for jefram.
Ethan is a mega jeffrum
Jeffrum by Jeffrum March 31, 2021
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Jeffriam 

A Broooooooo who runs every job and is the local area foreman. He knows how to bop bop bop and boom boom boom better than anyone. He always keeps it One Hundo percent.
Broooooooo you are such a Jeffriam
Jeffriam by RSS2000 April 11, 2023

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016