Jeffica

A Jeffica is a son/daughter of a Jeff. Jeffica’s mothers are sometimes Carl. Jeffica’s have orange skin and are described as Mexican.

“Look at that homeless lady”
“She must be a Jeffica

by Mandie May 5, 2018

Jeffica

When you get a meaningful tattoo and the tattoo artist free hands the Calligraphy and just ruins it completely.

When you see your tattoo for the first time and it says jeffica not jessica and every laughs at you and life falls apart!

by Moderndayrobinhood100 August 15, 2021

Jeffica

the best name ever omfg if someone has this name give them a big smooch

Person 1: Is your name Jeffica!??!
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: Omg you're so cool!!!

by joooooooooooooob March 2, 2022

jeffica

A Jeffica is the son/daughter of a Jeff. They usually have orange skin and ugly hair.

“Look at the homeless lady”
“She must be a Jeffica

by Mandie February 10, 2018

Jeffecate

To Jeffecate - When a human takes a shit and it is exposed for someone else to see, smell, step on or a dog to roll in.

Taking a shit in the woods and not burying it.
Taking a shit on the sidewalk, grass, carpet and not cleaning it up.

Blaming someone else for taking a shit, using no toilet paper and not flushing the toilet.

"Come here Lassie, ew what is that smell, oh no you rolled on a Jeffecate"
"Did I just step on a slug.... oh gross I stepped on a Jeffecate"

Suzie came home to find someone Jeffecated on the white carpet in the living room.

I just took a Jeffecate and Suzie just went into the bathroom....

by Jeffecate June 16, 2017

jefficiency

A jankety version of efficiency where a person thinks that the way they do things is efficient, but in truth, is actually ineffective to a point of incompetency.

Their jefficiency is slowing us down. I can't believe they actually do it that way. It's like saving an email to your desktop for future use that has a link in it. Then opening the email, clicking the link, and closing the email every time you need it rather than just creating a shortcut.

by carasone November 15, 2015

Jeffia

A nick name when young. As a grown man he is strong minded, stubborn, Independent, an amazing lover, keeps you wanting more. Amazing father. Wonderful friend. Loyal. He has that whole bad boy thing going on that girls love. He has this way of pushing the edge and knowing just how far to push. Romantic, and trustworthy.

"Jeffia did it"

by lucky enough April 9, 2009