The
sound made when someone's surprised by someone else, as they get distracted and
walk into an object that impales their tender parts.
Person 1: "Surprise Holmes!"
Person
2: "JeeBooVeeJuss! Oh Holmes, you made me impale my loins,
ye cheeky cogswadle!"
Person 1: "Evidently, its elementary, my dear Watson. Thoust dearest requested I prevent you from "shooting bullets" that
bare offspring...
Person
2: "Oh, you gobshite, Sherlock Holmes. Always the schemer,
Person 1: "You know it!"