Person 1: "Surprise Holmes!"
Person 2: "JeeBooVeeJuss! Oh Holmes, you made me impale my loins, ye
cheeky cogswadle!"
Person 1: "Evidently, its elementary, my dear Watson. Thoust dearest requested I prevent you from "shooting bullets" that bare offspring...
Person 2: "Oh, you
gobshite, Sherlock Holmes.
Always the schemer,
Person 1: "You know it!"