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Jehovah's Fitness 

What those bible pimps get from walking around all day and knocking on unanswered doors.
Peter and Gordon were deep in their Church pilgrimage to convert people. They were full of energy because of their Jehovah's Fitness.
Jehovah's Fitness by will bitten September 14, 2017
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Go Jehovah on his ass

When you join a religion because your child hates you on every holiday because it doesn't meet some crazy expectation.
Parent 1: Ben went totally crazy this Easter because he didn't get that race track.

Parent 2: It's time to go Jehovah on his ass. No more fucking holidays ever!
Go Jehovah on his ass by bbone22 September 7, 2012

jerhoobs 

Term used by Kelso in "that 70's show" with the meaning of boobs that are not covered by a bra or shirt.
"let me touch those jerhoobs!!"
jerhoobs by The Child September 2, 2007

Big Jehovah riders 

Someone who's obsessed with Jehovah witness warrior self-proclaimed I know he's going to ride with big Jehovah riders
You will ride with big Jehovah riders
Jecolia or Jecoliah comes from the Bible in the 2nd book of Chronicles.

She was the wife of King Amaziah, and mother of King Uzziah

Her name means able through Jehovah

Jecolia enjoys watching Law shows, specifically Law and Order and she is a very compassionate person. She will tell you to shut up while pausing her DVR and the next hour, after the show is over, ask you if you want to do something fun. She will love you even when you don't deserve it and even after she has complained about you to other people she will still be there for you. But do not let Jecolia completely cut you off because she has a good memory and an even better ability to hold her ground versus people who have done her wrong. Deep down, Jecolia is one who can appreciate many things whether they be superficial, physical, spiritual, or emotional. At times when you think you have figured Jecolia out, you realize you havent. At times it may seem as if she is overly dominating a conversation but this is often misunderstood because of her belief in the subject she is talking. She loves, and she loves hard. She may seem shy at first but that is because she is just evaluating you, very well. If you manage to get close to Jecolia, appreciate it.

Also can be substituted for the word "intimidating" and "Woo hoo!"
"JECOLIA! We just scored a touchdown!"

Better watch out, she looks as mad as a Jecolia right now.

"Oh her..nothin..she's Jecolian it up at the house today watchin TV"
Jecolia by Jerm867 February 5, 2010

Jehovanny 

One classyass motherfucker. He is loyal and charming, and will walk around cars to open doors for you. Your parents will love him, and he is as sweet as sugar, but tough on the outside. He'll beat the shit out of any dude who puts the moves on his gal. His smile is the best thing to look at in the world. Straight up the best person you will ever meet.
who doesn't love Jehovanny?
did you see Jehovanny smile?
yeah man, he practically shoots rainbows out his ass.
Jehovanny by narmnarmnarm August 1, 2011