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Jeans Kid 

A person who participates in track & field who forgets their track pants at home, and thus has to wear their school pants (jeans, khakis, etc) to practice. The aforementioned student typically is chastised and harassed throughout the practice as they were "dumb enough not to bring track pants to track practice"
Did hear Ryan forgot his pants?

-- No, he's rocking jeans kid?
He's totally a jeans kid. What an idiot!
Jeans Kid by Napski1 August 17, 2020
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jens kidman 

Vocalist of the djent-death metal band meshuggah. straight out of sweden. don't forget he is also pretty dang hot. The face he makes at concerts is hysterical but once you know him, he is actually sweet.
Meshuggah fan 1- did you see jens?
female meshuggah fan- yes, he is very handsome but brutal at the same time!
Jens kidman- hey ladies! talking about me? fans faint*
jens kidman by DjentMaster666 November 19, 2020

Jens Kidman 

Jens Kidman: I LIKE JUICE, FINISH YOUR JUICE FILTERED VITAMIN SUBSTANCE
Jens Kidman by NepgearAfficionado February 18, 2022