Jeans Dick

When a male has been wearing his jeans (skinny or regular) and his cock is bent so it curves to one side.

Person 1: Aw shit I have a major jeans dick today!
Person 2: Wow dude you must have been wearing tight skinny jeans.
Person 1: Not really i just have a big cock.

Jeans Dick by Ninja_boi October 20, 2010

Big Dick Jeans 

Very baggy or oversized jeans worn primarily by fans of the hip-hop/rap culture of the 1990s. Usually worn a size or 2 too large with a belt ridding below the waist also known as sagging.

Homeboy 1: Man , it’s 2021 why are you still wearing those big dick jeans. Those ain’t cool no more! LOL
Homeboy 2: Don’t be hating on my style Homeboy. These jeans are the bomb diggity yo!

Big Dick Jeans by 420D-Portkid February 18, 2021

Dick Sucking Jeans 

Jeans with holes in the knees giving the appearance they have been worn out from being on your knees all the time, as if you were sucking dick

"Look at Melissa's jeans, there's huge holes in the knees."
"Yeah those are her dick sucking jeans"

Dick Sucking Jeans by totesmcgoats May 11, 2010

ava jean dickey 

the most amazing and beautiful girl anyone has ever met. all the girls are jealous of her. she’s got the most beautiful body anyones ever seen. she’s the sweetest most caring girl ever. you’ll fall in love with her quickly.

“god, ava jean dickey is the best girlfriend i’ve ever had and i want to spend the rest of my life with her

ava jean dickey by maxipad90411 May 4, 2022

jeansicki 

Sick jeans, an outstanding piece of denim fashion

“See that chick other there? She’s rocking this look with her jeansicki”

jeansicki by City cat June 28, 2024