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Gloria Jean's 

A cafe chain ala starbucks. Invented in America but failed, bought by Australian's that use it as a business front / cash cow for the Money Worship weird religious cult Hillsong. They server reasonably priced watery coffee and inedible over priced snacks.
Let's go to Gloria Jean's...
No I don't want to give my money to Hillsong, let's go to a decent coffee shop instead
Gloria Jean's by Smithlerman September 1, 2011

Gloria Jean's 

A coffee shop franchise with branches all around the world. Rivalled by Starbucks. They sell a variety of coffees and an array of snacks within their branches. Their stores always smell rich with coffee, and the decor is warm, contrary to the slick, almost scentless Starbucks. Personally, i reccommend their lattes.
My friend Lauren and i plan on going to Gloria Jean's this afternoon. I usually have a latte or a iced mocha mint bomb, while she favors a wild berry chiller.
Gloria Jean's by barely.conscious September 29, 2006

jean stone 

When both hands are already full of Keystone Light, a clutch Stone is placed in the back pocket of the jeans for later enjoyment.
Dude I'm all out of Stones. *Feels back pocket* Wait a minute, JEAN STONE!
jean stone by iamtheprofit November 5, 2011

jean-string 

a g-string made of jean material.
lauren's jean-string was tucked into her shirt, but it was almost camouflaged by the jeans she was wearing.
jean-string by kelseyelizabethh April 19, 2010

Poppy-Jean Smith 

such a spaz . obsessed with dow. izzy bestfriend.what a bargain. correses chairs . and obsessed with dow. gay
poppy-jean smith loves dow
Poppy-Jean Smith by spacaface October 5, 2019

Jean Squeeze

The act of getting a guy off by squeezing his dick fromt he outside of his jeans. Perfect compliment to the 'Slack Squidge'.
Dude #1 - How far did she go last night?
Dude #2 - I just got a little Jean Squeeze.
dude #1 - Not bad.
Jean Squeeze by Jager Steve October 11, 2007