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Verb 1- The act of squeezing through a tight gap or otherwise impenetrable space
Verb 2- The act of forcibly inserting oneself into a conversation unrelated to oneself
Noun 3 - A person of slight proportion who utilises both forms of the verb squidge in their day to day existence
1- "Wow did you see Aaron just squidge his way through that tight doorway"
2- "Well done Andrew, you just squidged your way into this conversation didn't you"
3- "Man isn't William such a squidge"
by Kilmartin May 23, 2018
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The intense feeling and urge to munch or squeeze an extremely cute animal or animal baby. It is an emotional experience not a physical one. It is not taken literally and should never result in actual damage to the animal
I just want to squidge that cute little teeny kitten
by UglyC May 30, 2014
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noun; a wet fart

verb; the act of ripping a wet fart
Russell, trying to be a funny man, went to blow a fart in Hurley's face but ended up with a squidge in his britches.

Mikey laughed so hard that he squidged his pants.

After butt hole surgery, Gerard suffered many a squidge.
by NCKnobster September 07, 2011
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a titch over a smidgen, but slightly less than a finger.
Move your line a squidge to the left, there lad. That's it, right there!
by bricklen April 01, 2005
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a person with a button nose or very cute nose. like a nose you just want to squeeze and bite.
Lauren is such a squidge, woohoo that nose!
by 8.8.8.8 August 27, 2009
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When a cat stretches and claws the area where its about to sleep. Like people fluff a pillow before they lay down.
The only thing Smokey does all day is squidge the bed!
by Ingabish January 28, 2006
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