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je kanker moeder 

A dutch centence that you can use in almost every moment
Stranger: je bent echt kapot stom/ you are fucking annoying.
You: ja je kanker moeder ook: yes, your cancer mom is annoying to.

Stranger: ik haat je/ i hate you,
You: dat is wat je kanker moeder zei toen je was geboren/ that is what your cancer mom said when you were born.

Stranger: ik neuk je vriendin/ i will fuck your girlfriend.

je kanker moeder 

Dutch word for: Your cancer mom

This sentence is manly used as an insult
Je kanker moeder is een slet
je kanker moeder by Rafebro April 21, 2017

je kanker moeder 

een nederlands scheld zin die word gebruikt om iemand boos te maken
he jaro je kanker moeder
je kanker moeder by somedude_yeets September 29, 2020

je kanker moeder uit nigeria 

its dutch for your cancer mom who comes from nigeria.
You say it to rasialy offend someone
je kanker moeder uit nigeria!
Dankjewel dat vind ik heel aardig

JEKANKERMOEDER 

Girlfriend: alright i love you bye.
Boyfriend: bye JEKANKERMOEDER!
JEKANKERMOEDER by Ambatacum April 13, 2023
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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