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Literally the coolest person ever.
Josh: Yo, is that Jaysuel over there?

Bob: That cool person?

Josh: Yeah

Bob: No that's not him

Josh: Oh.
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does weird things in public and is very very talkative. Charismatic and Gorgeous. She often gets into fights a lot. She has a beautiful smile and she looks good in every candid photos you can take of her. She is fruity indeed
someone: "GURL LOOK THERE'S A PRETTY GIRL STANDING THERE"

jaysiel: "OH SHIT WOW, SHE IS PRETTY ASF"
Jaysiel by melodyykuromii May 25, 2022
A Debbie downer, or depressed cunt.
Jaysel is so annoying he ruins everyone's right when we go out.
jaysel by Fruity tootsie roll January 8, 2014

jayselyn 

the most sexiest human being you would ever meet. she is perfect in every way.
look at jayselyn she is super hot. wow!
jayselyn by jaqlaunday May 18, 2018

jayshell 

a fat guy who loves food
hes a jayshell
jayshell by jayshell September 26, 2018

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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