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jaylice
Has a horrible personality who is a whore and doesn't care for your feelings. If you are ever her boyfriend just break up with her while you have a chance.
jaylice by malcolmswags93 March 6, 2017
Jaylice
She’s hot but she’s weird and scary and sad and booty and pregnant and she has lice and she’s coughs
Jaylice by Jaylicesslave October 14, 2019
Jalice
The gift of the conglomeration of Jasper Hale and Alice Cullen's names. The marriage of these two people is like the icing on a beautiful chocolate cake. And I don't kid when it comes to chocolate cake. Contrary to popular belief, the EdwardxBella couple are NOT the best couple. They don't even make a nice conglomerated name! Edlla. Belward. It just sounds stupid.
Don't you wish Twilight was based around Jalice? The EdwardxBella vibe is completely irrational and obsessive. It's kind of sickening.
Jalice by mei-lin jene April 17, 2009
jaylie
A jaylie is the best person ever. She's hilarious and so pretty. She really likes braids and pretending she's queen. She loves macklemore more than anyone and she is obsessed with giraffes. Buy her a Baja blast and she'll love you forever. Anyways she's like the best person you'll ever meet and you can talk to her about anything, even if she facetimes you at 3 am just to talk about her crush or sends you 50 minute snapchats, anyways if you don't have a Jaylie in your life, then it is not complete.(:
jaylie by _ijustreallylikelukebryanok_ December 16, 2014
Jaylie Stone
Jaylie Stone is perfect in an imperfect way. She knows what to say at the right time and she would do anything to be with the ones shes loves. Even we go to different school, we can still pull it off to try to flirt and with us almost be dating or in the future we are dating. I love you. I want to spend my life with her and she is so athletic, but shes does not think that she is that good. I love watching her play and even when she looks in my general direction I feel blessed.
Jaylie Stone is so great that I would spend time with her over going to play with my cousins. I don't know what I would do without you. I love you
Jaylie Stone by Konner R-S December 1, 2019
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Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026