Jaybron

He is a fine ass, tall ass , cute, hilarious boy.I die everyday when I don't see him.

Jaybron is my future bae he will be mine

by Marie Ziona November 28, 2016

rice-a-roni jabroni

A fake, a phony, that gets bounced like a check for my alimony.

You're a fake, a phony, a rice-a-roni jabroni

by Joker.exe November 7, 2012

G-Lit Jabronie

The opposite of LEGIT. A total fucking bum who used to be cool. Someone who you run from in public.

A low-level grifter whose main objective is to snipe cigarettes off the sidewalk.

"That guy was LEGIT in high school, now he's just a G-LIT Jabronie!"

by k-Nice March 24, 2017

Jabroni

In wrestling: a jobber.
In reality: Dumbass. Loser. A no good son of bitch. Talks a lot of shit but can never back it up.

Calvin: Do wanna pick up some McDonald’s?
Kiff: Sure
*gets to McDonald’s*
Calvin: Dude I forgot my wallet, can you pay for me?
Kiff: you’re a fucking jabroni

by TheRealGeech November 30, 2019

anti jabroni

Someone who hates jabronis or actively roots against them. Some (but not all) anti jabronis show hostility towards jabronis.

Did you hear what Antonio Brown said to Eric Weddle?

Yeah, he tweeted “Bro I don’t even know you don’t call me AB that’s my NFL name dummy ! I’m not on your team never been shut your mouth Jabroni”

Wow, now that is what I call an anti jabroni

by Yaya_10 January 13, 2022

Jayron

A funny yet smart guy that is there for friends and family when needed. He has a great love for video games. A friend you will remember.

Definition: Jayron is a good friend

by Hi I’m cool27 April 16, 2019

Jabron

Stupidity of epic proportions that has a totally uncool/ undesired effect.

Such as systematic and creatively planned accounting fraud, known as the "Enron scandal".

A scandal that was really uncool for the 22,000 employees who subsequently lost their jobs due to the actions of greedy piggies.

Maz: "Skitt did you get my copy of Bayonetta for PS3 that I asked you to get me with my money?"

Skitt: "Yeah here you go..."

Maz: "Skitt you brought me Bayonetta for 360! And I also see you've managed to top yourself up on crack. You fucking jabron".

by zam ituokalam January 21, 2010