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a special silly kitty that doesn't quite understand the world he lives in after a life altering experience with a car which has left him with a very unique opinion of what consists of a meow.
"*friend headbutts table accidentally* "jaspy... you say in a condecending voice"
Jaspy by bucketing October 24, 2012
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A new style combining the assets of swag and class to create an innovative collaboration concerning people's choice.
MANNNN THAT OUTFIT LOOKS SOOO JASPY
jaspy by JASPYcorp. April 30, 2012
Best guy to ever exist, he gets girls n' boys and also knows how to cook , clean and make you happy , he's got a lot of patience and will forgive you but NEVER get too confident around him in a way where he's your number 1 , because 1 , he will not care and 2 he will not like you
1.Look its jaspy ! he loves to say lol !!
2.Jasoy

3.Jaspy looks sad , let's make him a cake
Jaspy by TaffaToffie November 21, 2021

NATIONAL COWGIRL JASPY DAY 

celebrate all the cowgirls on DECEMBER 31.
Lets fucking go. It National COWGIRL JASPY DAY. Lets celebrate all the cowgirls

jaspinda 

A New Zealand leader that has mastered the art of lies and deception through media spin, usually involves long drawn out responses that have little content and nothing to do with the topic on hand.
Usually involves many rapid arm movements, flashing teeth and tiltly head action to aid in the distraction and spin
bro that person talked for hours and still didnt really say anything. yea bro thats jaspinda speak for ya.
jaspinda by muppeth8r October 15, 2020

Jasper Hale 

Jasper Hale is the hottest male vampire in the whole Twilight saga (books and movie). He exceeds Edward in every category and he can come and bite me whenever he wants! He and his wife Alice Cullen are the only reason I Can sit through and read the torture that is Bella and Edward and the rest of the Twilight Saga. He is tall with Chin length honey Blond hair and Golden eyes. He used to have red eyes from where he drunk human blood when he was part of a new-born army controlled by his sire and former lover Maria, However that changed when he met Alice and chose to convert to a vegetarian vampire lifestyle for her. Jasper plays the whole redeeming soul, hot, brooding, bad boy image to the max and it would make a much interesting story to have Jasper and Alice the main characters of twilight instead of the boring and Loveless Bella and Edward.
“Team Jasper”

“Jasper Hale is by far the hottest man in Twilight”

“Edward? Jacob? Puftt! I’m all for Jasper.”

“I would rather fuck Jasper then Edward"
Jasper Hale by AliJazz August 3, 2012
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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