Jason Bourne

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Character from the books The Bourne Identity, The Bourne Supremacy, and The Bourne Ultimatum, which were all later made into movies. A (former) secret agent with the uncanny ability to capture, kill, or threaten virtually any man on the planet, no matter how high the cost or how risky the operation or how well-protected the individual. Though he actually dislikes killing, and has only assassinated one man--the name of whom I won't spoil--he's the best at what he does.
Not to be confused with David Webb, the mild-mannered college professor from Maine.
by Nehemiah August 22, 2005
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To make a quick and stealthy escape using an elaborate, less common passage way, e.g., using a stairwell exit instead of the elevator.
Robert: "Did you see Dylan already leave work today? It's only 4:30 pm and his desk is empty."

Bradley: "I think he Jason Bourned it five minutes ago. Sometimes he takes the stairs so nobody sees him going through the main lobby."
by Bradley McHammond May 18, 2010
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As in to finish something of great importance, that is also very close to completion.
Man1: I think we should take a quick break before we get to the halfway point.

Man2: No man, let's just JASON BOURNE, this right now.
by Russo422 July 11, 2008
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"Jesus Christ, it's Jason Bourne..."
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When your girl catches you cheating red handed so you pretend that you've suffered massive amnesia and you have no clue who you are or who she is.
My girl walked in on me with the cleaning lady earlier so I had to go full Jason Bourne on her
by LongLiveTheMountie January 30, 2017
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Someone who gets really mad but can't fight for shit no matter how hard they try
" Jesus Christ it's Jason Bourne"
by Stanky the Herbivore YT September 05, 2016
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A spontaneous response that is yelled out after hearing the words "Jesus Christ".

First said by Craig Jeffers in the 2016 American film Jason Bourne.
"Jesus Christ"
"It's Jason Bourne!"
by Buel September 17, 2017
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