by Chezthejargod July 21, 2023
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Rob: Yo you heard that new Lil' Wayne joint yet?
Freddy: Word, that shit is wavy!
Rob: Yo, only I say that, stop jockin my jargon.
(Freddy is a jargon jocker)
Freddy: Word, that shit is wavy!
Rob: Yo, only I say that, stop jockin my jargon.
(Freddy is a jargon jocker)
by Jayy Smooth May 19, 2009
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Talking or writing in an understated way to give the impression that something is 'revolutionary' all the while not giving out any real specific details just the way Apple always does. A similar technique is used by teachers, they talk really quietly when they want everyone's attention.
The user must use the word 'cool' a lot or 'neat' etc. See any presentation involving Steve Jobs for an example. Apple jargon has now extended to Google and Bing and even journalists that write about Google, Bing and Apple. Other feautures; the user must be so arrogant to assume that everybody already uses some of their technology. Using words like fun and neat also helps!
The user must use the word 'cool' a lot or 'neat' etc. See any presentation involving Steve Jobs for an example. Apple jargon has now extended to Google and Bing and even journalists that write about Google, Bing and Apple. Other feautures; the user must be so arrogant to assume that everybody already uses some of their technology. Using words like fun and neat also helps!
Apple/Google/Bing: Hey, wouldn't it be cool if you could have all your documents in one place wherever you went? Well now you can with Apple/Google/Bing ***. How does it work? Well, that's the fun part, you just put all your documents...
Journalist: Hey, this week we'll be looking at another cool feature on your iphone that maybe you haven't used yet. (Oh wait.. I don't have a f***ing i-phone and I don't want one!!)
Apple/Google/Bing: What is social search? Hmm.. It's pretty darn neato. All you have to do is put all your contacts in your profile and... (Oh wait.. I don't have one of your f***ing profiles and I don't want one!!)
Apple/Google/Bing: The cool part of all this is the fun algorithm we have running the whole thing which looks at.. (Wait.. wait.. will you say how it works?! Like hell you will! You'll just continue using Apple Jargon!)
Journalist: Hey, this week we'll be looking at another cool feature on your iphone that maybe you haven't used yet. (Oh wait.. I don't have a f***ing i-phone and I don't want one!!)
Apple/Google/Bing: What is social search? Hmm.. It's pretty darn neato. All you have to do is put all your contacts in your profile and... (Oh wait.. I don't have one of your f***ing profiles and I don't want one!!)
Apple/Google/Bing: The cool part of all this is the fun algorithm we have running the whole thing which looks at.. (Wait.. wait.. will you say how it works?! Like hell you will! You'll just continue using Apple Jargon!)
by RolakiPapa April 18, 2010
Get the Apple Jargon mug.A cool guy who will always have your back. Jarrod's are nice, funny, and fun to be around. Jarrod's tend to be the friend to the chicks, usually not by choice, but when the chicks realize all other guys are dipshits, they come back to the Jarrod, usually because they always treated them right and they have a nice penis. Jarrod's can keep up with any conversation and are usually well rounded in terms of music taste and movie knowledge. Almost always a jack of all trades, they will try anything and generally be successful at whatever they try. For example, Jarrods may not be the all-state quarterback, but they will make all region at whatever position they play. They may not be the unholy manifestation of skills at Modern Warefare, but they'll play well with a good kill/death ratio. Jarrod's usually dont like to fight, but if the shit goes down a Jarrod will punch faces like a coked out Chuck Norris in the middle of a ninja convention. Overall, Jarrod's are good to have around. They won't let you down
Man, I'm in a jam, who could I call to help me finish off this six pack? Jarrod bro, hes the shit
Jarrod, you're the shit
Jarrod, you're the shit
by the great chancho February 24, 2010
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This is a strenuous name to give description, because it defies many boundaries of human knowledge. Prophets have foretold his birth since the dawn of humanity. It was written in hieroglyphics, Greek tablets, and even visible in the interstellar atmosphere.
One of the closest replacements that professionals have identified is Chuck Norris. However, that name could not even simulate the significance of Jarrod.
Jarrod is the solidified embodiment of life itself, and recent investigations have shown that any human capable of even envisioning Jarrod have either suspiciously congested poison, spontaneously combusted, or been struck by lightning on a clear day.
Jarrod has muscles surpassingly gargantuan, and he exudes an aroma of bacon, freshly cut grass, fire on a crisp autumn evening, and your grandmother’s house on Christmas day.
He is the personification of existence.
One of the closest replacements that professionals have identified is Chuck Norris. However, that name could not even simulate the significance of Jarrod.
Jarrod is the solidified embodiment of life itself, and recent investigations have shown that any human capable of even envisioning Jarrod have either suspiciously congested poison, spontaneously combusted, or been struck by lightning on a clear day.
Jarrod has muscles surpassingly gargantuan, and he exudes an aroma of bacon, freshly cut grass, fire on a crisp autumn evening, and your grandmother’s house on Christmas day.
He is the personification of existence.
The Greek philosopher Aristotle wrote about Jarrod: Μόνο ένας θα κυβερνήσει τον κόσμο, όταν κάθε ελπίδα έχει χαθεί, και το όνομά του δεν θα έπρεπε καν να αναφερθούν.
by Scotty Too Hotty February 11, 2014
Get the Jarrod mug.jagoda is a beautiful women. she likes to have fun and be random. they give off lots of love and don't ask for much in return. they want to have that special someone to look after them because they are afraid to be alone. they are gorgeous and every man wants them. they can be picky but are usually not. they like men but when they find who they love they will stay with them and be loyal. no one is as perfect as jagoda. their names blueberry but only because they are small and sweet. everyone wants to be a jagoda. they are so full of life it is hard to not smile when they walk by.
by everyonelovessomeone November 27, 2012
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