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Just like pwn, but it's when you get pwned by anything Japanese.
1. I get japwn'd by the uncens0red J pR0n every night.
2. VTEC JAPWNs you.
3. My camaro got JAPWN'd by a HONDA.
4. I got JAPWNed by a japanese school girl in the bed last night.
japwn by eck March 18, 2005
Just like pwn, but it's when you get pwned by anything Japanese.
1. I get japwn'd by the uncens0red J pR0n every night.
2. VTEC JAPWNs you.
3. My camaro got JAPWN'd by a HONDA.
4. I got JAPWNed by a japanese school girl in the bed last night.
japwn by eck May 13, 2005
The ultimate land of pwnage. Citizen of Japwn are generally the most efficient pwners on the planet due to the country's vast supply of pwnapple. Every pwner is rumored to possess a little bit of Japwnese in their heritage.
"Man, Scott is spraying so much pwntassium on his opponents that he must be half Japwnese!"
Japwn by Coldplayer89 July 12, 2006
When you get schooled by anything or anyone of Japanese background or culture.
"Dude, I was playing WoW last night and I got totally Japwn'd by some Japanese kid named Kenn."
Japwn'd by Pookah5 January 27, 2007

japanese house arrest 

The act of staying indoors and never leaving your house, especially to play video games all day. Usually describes the condition of gamers or those who follow the hikikomori lifestyle outside of Japan
Yo why does Joe never go out? He’s always at home playing GTA
Idk man he’s under Japanese house arrest

He needs to touch grass

japananas 

a japanese pineapple (ananas is Dutch for pineapple)
hey I have a problem
what is it?
I want a pineapple but also go to Japan. I don't know what to do anymore. I'm freaking out!
Dude, chillaxxxxx! Take a Japananas and all your problems are solved.
japananas by Japananas January 17, 2015

japanese lunch time rush 

The most famous line of the character from Kuroko's Basketball, Kagami Taiga. It's when people in japan tend to all rush and flock in a food establishment (in the anime's case, the school cafeteria) because the japanese only have a 30 minute lunch break. That sucks.
"Woah! Look at all those Japanese people going crazy for that special sandwich. THIS IS JAPANESE LUNCH TIME RUSH!"
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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