Japwned

To get owned by a tsunami.

Bob: "Dude!? Did you hear about Japan???"
Bill: "Yeah! They got japwned by a tsunami!!!"

by Sick Son-of-a-Bitch April 4, 2011

JaPWNED

To get all-out pwned on the scale of the 2011 Japanese earthquake, the resulting tidal wave, and the subsequent nuclear meltdown.

On March 11, 2011, Japan got JaPWNED!

Hiroshima + Nagasaki + 2011 Earthquake = TOTAL JaPWNAGE!!!!

by Tip Tank April 19, 2011

JAPWNED

JAPWNED!

Japan + Pwned

To get pwned by a japanese person

"You bought a 32GB memory stick from a Jap on eBay and there wasnt anything inside? Man, you got JAPWNED!"

by GoSco February 9, 2008

Japwedish

Describing or identifying Swedish and Japanese culture.

That chick is Japwedish. I'd like to s3x0r her very much so.

by By-Tor January 24, 2005

jawned up

Damaged, "messed up" or "beat up." Generally a physical description of objects or people, as opposed to situations. Can mean intoxicated, too.

Did you see his face after that fight? It was all jawned up.

My car's jawned up. Let's take yours.

Yo, Pete is all jawned up. He can barely walk.

by e-pops February 7, 2007

japaned

bieng japaned is when you say something is going wrong with your life and somebody says, "you think that's bad? Imagine what it's like for the people in japan?" totally discounting that you could have any problems while the people of japan are suffering.

similar to not being hungry and then being reminded of the starving kids in ethiopia.

you: oh man, i shut my hand in the car door! it hurts!
them: You think that's bad? cars were landing on people in japan.

me: you got japaned son!

by martolak March 31, 2011

Jawned Up

When someone or something is feeling JAWNED UP.

Yo Richard Im feeling Jawned Up right now bro.

Nah bro he Jawned the fuck up right now

by Spankier November 7, 2022