japwn

Just like pwn, but it's when you get pwned by anything Japanese.

1. I get japwn'd by the uncens0red J pR0n every night.
2. VTEC JAPWNs you.
3. My camaro got JAPWN'd by a HONDA.
4. I got JAPWNed by a japanese school girl in the bed last night.

by eck March 18, 2005

japwn

Just like pwn, but it's when you get pwned by anything Japanese.

1. I get japwn'd by the uncens0red J pR0n every night.
2. VTEC JAPWNs you.
3. My camaro got JAPWN'd by a HONDA.
4. I got JAPWNed by a japanese school girl in the bed last night.

by eck May 13, 2005

Japwn

The ultimate land of pwnage. Citizen of Japwn are generally the most efficient pwners on the planet due to the country's vast supply of pwnapple. Every pwner is rumored to possess a little bit of Japwnese in their heritage.

"Man, Scott is spraying so much pwntassium on his opponents that he must be half Japwnese!"

by Coldplayer89 July 12, 2006

Japwn'd

When you get schooled by anything or anyone of Japanese background or culture.

"Dude, I was playing WoW last night and I got totally Japwn'd by some Japanese kid named Kenn."

by Pookah5 January 27, 2007

Japanther

A very attractive older female of an oriental genotype.

Person 1: Yo B-rad, check out that extremely attractive older female who has roots in the far east of Asia!
Person 2: Smithy, that's not very PC, they are called Japanthers
Person 1: Thanks for the DL B-rad.
Person 2: Knowing is half the battle.

by Batraj November 20, 2010

japanese house arrest

The act of staying indoors and never leaving your house, especially to play video games all day. Usually describes the condition of gamers or those who follow the hikikomori lifestyle outside of Japan

Yo why does Joe never go out? He’s always at home playing GTA
Idk man he’s under Japanese house arrest

He needs to touch grass

by papaoddysefs April 10, 2022

japananas

a japanese pineapple (ananas is Dutch for pineapple)

hey I have a problem
what is it?
I want a pineapple but also go to Japan. I don't know what to do anymore. I'm freaking out!
Dude, chillaxxxxx! Take a Japananas and all your problems are solved.

by Japananas January 17, 2015