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japanish 

Slang term for the Japanese language as spoken by people who are not native Japanese. Usually catch phrases picked up by watching way too much anime.

Origin: combination of the words "Japanese" and "Spanish."
My sister speaks japanish, saying things like "iitadakimasu" before we begin eating or "sumimasen" when she excuses herself.
japanish by Hilldria March 26, 2006
Words you can keep

Japanish 

Some thing that Brody Whatever said during class.
That sounds Japanish
Japanish by idk the names r taken August 31, 2020

japanish 

Japanese but its Japanish
I like watching anime in JAPANISH
japanish by Japanish man September 11, 2021

Tiny japanish butt sex 

When you sexually trade sperms in to the ass of a japanish girl.
You: I so wanna have "Tiny japanish butt sex" with that girl
Me: that's obivusly not a girl!

JAPanism 

Though commonly mistaken for being Japanese, JAPanism is the process of being controlled by JAP (jewish-american-princess) or being a connection with someone under a JAP. The JAP is generally the mother, girl-friend, and/or wife in the situation and keeps all those close to her under a tight leash. She is generally disliked by the friends of those under her control and when something does not work for her, she unleashes a devilish shriek that may leave some unconscious. Some symptoms of JAPanism include failure to keep a plan/promise/date, unreliability, and late-night gatherings. If you or someone you know is under the JAPanistic flu, please contact your local doctor or banker for more information. Remember it is a highly contagious situation and is to be treated with the upmost importance.
My friend Betty just got JAPanism. Now she can't go swimming with us.

Man, that guy is such a JAPanistic. He needs to talk to a doctor....or lawyer.
JAPanism by Dr. NoUrStuff February 8, 2010
Well.. a mans body part that people made as a joke for japan0203

-BY JAPAN0203
Hey.. my japanis is rising.. i lik u..
Japanis by JAPAN0203 June 24, 2022
THE MALES BODY PART AKA A MOCK OF JAPAN0203

PEOPLE WHO MADE THIS DEFINITION HAPPEN-
moth
alex
lulu
Guy 1: Hey.. My japanis is growing.. i lik u!!
Girl: 1: woah
Japanis by JAPAN0203 June 24, 2022
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

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