Jap-slap

The action taken to punish a person for a silly or stupid mistake, often in a playful manner. The name derives from asking the unaware victim to place his or her thumbs on the outer corners of the eyes and stretching the eyes to simulate an Asian appearance. Then the slap can be adminstered without a flinch diverting the blow.
I Jap-slapped my brother when he admitted to my new wife that we had a stripper at my bachelor's party.
by Ron Ziniel December 28, 2005
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Jap-slap

definition 1: When you slap someone with your penis, normally around the face.

Definition 2: To be slapped on the end of the penis.
Dude1: dude you just hit me on the end of my dick.
Dude2: ye man you got Jap-slapped
by Danhan December 29, 2007
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Jap Slap

To Jap Slap someone, is to slap them when they are not aware of the incomming slap. (I.E Sneak attack)

Comes from when the Japanese bombed Pearl Habor in sneak attack fashion.
"When Alex wasnt looking I Jap slapped him right in the back of the head"
by Gary B January 13, 2005
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An open handed slap to the face. Reasons: stupidity, retribution or to rebuke a whiner. A callous and contemptous blow in order to restore sanity in their own little world.
I jap-slapped Ted for complaining about sprinkles on his donuts. Then I jap-slapped Jessica for being so stupid as to agree with Ted.
by Bodean March 16, 2004
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Jap Slap

A highly technical, extremely dangerous martial arts move in which the individual performing the act strikes their victim with one side of their open hand, then immediately reverses the course and brings the other side of their hand accross the victims face.
My wife wouldn't stop sobbing after her cat died, so I jap slapped her and put her to work on the dishes. Sometimes you have to go that extra mile to help with the healing process.
by Stabsunteroffizier Wunderbar February 29, 2008
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To slap someone so hard they become slant eyed.
Back off my food before I jap slap you.
by kmac_1313 August 18, 2004
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Against political correctness, it really means to be hit with the back of the hand. Now its known as a pimp slap by yuppies trying to be urban
If you dont shut up i'll jap slap you so hard!
by daveybaby March 16, 2006
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