A woman who is GOD’s greatest and most cherished blessing to the world. Flawless beyond recognition, perfect beyond eyes can handle and a beauty that is eternal.

You are so Janita

Janita by Young disciple 95 July 11, 2019

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Janopause

There are two definitions for 'Janopause':

1) Where someone refuses to drink for the entire of the month of January, to make up for all the drinking done over the Thanks Giving, Christmas and/or New Years Eve period.

2) Where a woman doesn't get her period at all during the month of January, as she got herself pregnant over the Thanks Giving, Christmas and/or New Years Eve period.

1)
Brad: Dude, you wanna grab a drink after work?
Dave: Nah, I'm having my Janopause - I drank far to much around Christmas.

2)
Mary: You are not going to believe this, but I think I'm pregnant!?
Kelly: Really? When's the last time you got your period?
Mary: Well, my last one was in December.
Kelly: Janopause! Who did you have unprotected sex with on New Years Eve!?

Janopause by buckonz January 6, 2012

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janora

Janora is a very sweet and kind person that is caring and loving and puts others before herself. She is often sad but still trys to make the best of it. Shes a pretty quiet person. She is VERY cute but doesnt seem to think so. She is a really creative and artistic person that likes to draw and watch anime. She plays the violin and loves music. She is a great freind to have and helps in anyway she can.

Only a Janora coukd be such a beautiful and caring person.

janora by ?*';@÷) June 29, 2019

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Janosaurus Rex

It's a famous dinosaur that was bred with a Jan. The warcry of the Janosaurus is : "Rawr".
They are very shy, but when angered, they can transform into their ultimate form: Shrek.

-"Look a Janosaurus Rex!"

-"Rawwwwwr"

Janosaurus Rex by Janosaurus Rex November 25, 2021

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