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Jannik is a noble, forthright, kind and trustworthy human being.

Bees, dogs, cats and squirrels love him.

This charming and handsome man always has an elegant and moderate demeanour, a huge heart and a clever and fair response to daily life matters.
My beloved Jannik is a treasured friend and partner.
Jannik by Chamaemelum_nobile June 27, 2019
Absolute titan.
Poker king, late night chat stealth ninja. The most incredible young man ever. He also likes noodle.
"Dude, did you hear about Jannik?"
"Yeah I heard his muscles ripple like transverse waves"

"Jannik is my absolute favourite"
Jannik by gaysmileyface March 7, 2010
Jannik is a person who could make you cry out of laughing and cringe due to his jokes at the same time. However he is probably one of the funniest people you’ll ever meet. Moreover he’s terrible at losing- HE ALWAYS HAS TO WIN. But this isn’t necessarily a terrible trait because it shows that he is incredibly ambitious and determined and therefore he has a great potential of achieving his goals.

When you get to know him, you’ll quickly realise that he’s unbelievably talkative and cannot get his mouth shut. He always wants everything to be perfect and gets nervous if something doesn’t work out as planned.

But most importantly, there is also another part of Jannik that is much deeper. He is a luminous person: when you see him, you have to smile.

There are so many positive adjectives that could describe him: unbelievably understanding, sexually and emotionally attractive, open-minded, adroit and intelligent. But words are not sufficient to describe him as a person.
Nobody:

Me: Jannik is a leek. But with a great heart and a mediocre humour.
Jannik by discreet smooch July 19, 2020

Sebastian Janikowski

Noun: the Best placekicker ever

Verb: to nail a 61 yard field goal
Sebastian Janikowski is the best Raider in franchise history.

Did you see that Sebastian Janikowski defeat the 49ers today?

Dirty Jannik 

Being choked and reading manga during intercourse.
We did the Dirty Jannik last night with a manga called "Can an Otaku like me really be an idol?"
Dirty Jannik by Elijah42069 September 21, 2021
Jannik is probably Belgian. He's the best guy in the whole world - in fact surpassing all other specimens of the male population. He's sweet, caring, charming, amazing, smart, understanding, intelligent and a great listener. He may have a slightly random sense of humor, but it only adds to his charm. He has striking good looks although he may be the last person to realize it himself. An all around beautiful person that anyone would be privileged to know and call a friend. To any woman who is fortunate to be with a Jannik, he is also the most awesome boyfriend on earth. If you are a female dating a Jannik you're lucky.
Girl 1: Look this hot biy over there. What's his name?
Girl 2: That's Jannik. The hottest boy at school, AND my boyfriend.
Girl 1: Oh sorry, you're lucky. Such a great boy.
Girl 2: I know
Jannik by forevertwentyone December 30, 2016
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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