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Janitím 

Janitím is totally a person you can rely on for anything, He's caring and gentle to those he loves. He's a bit of a joker and will never miss the opportunity to tease you. He knows what he wants and if he can get it, he for sure will! He's loyal to his friends as long as they dont do anything to hurt him. He's overall amazing if you really get to know him.
"I think i might like janitím.."
"who doesnt?!!"
Janitím by Dontchase.attract. March 24, 2023
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Janitize 

The acts involved with being a janitor or custodian. The verb of the profession.
"I can't come to the party, I have to Janitize all night long."

"I janitized all day, so I realty need a shower."
Janitize by CatstodianKatie April 16, 2016
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Janitize 

When a janitor cleans something. (Floor, wall, window, etc.)
Now that more janitors have been hired, they've almost janitized the entire building!
Janitize by arachnid lad November 18, 2021

Janitizer 

The sexual act of thoroghly sanitizing a males penis with excessive cock thirsty swirling , slaping, toungue lashing motions while masaging the scrotum with tie chi fingers without bridgework poping out of her good ole boy crack hoe mouth.....
Hey i just met this mixalogist, she gave me the best janitizer i ever had, until her teeth popped out and i accidentailly stepped on them.......
Janitizer by DanTheImpailer November 1, 2020

janitizerism 

Janitizer, certified sexveducator and coach, states, if a sexual partner .or one in consideration cannot assert their sexual lust and thirst for nipple orgasm by carressing, pinching and rubbing an errect penis between her breasts in a thrusting motion. and in addition to an impromptive slapping of the nipples with the mushroom head of a fully errect male cock....WINNING
Hey, i seen this guy limping down the street, and i could tell he was a victim of a janitizerism, because his severed manjunck was sitting on an alter dedicated to feminazies and wild cock terrorists who work for the little bus dicklickers
janitizerism by DanTheImpailer December 26, 2020

janitizered 

Its Like ..Hey ive been at this petting zoo after hours before moment....or your at 31 flavors but you know youve had 32 flavors, but just cant place what movie theater it was...Its also when your favorite blow up doll starts talking shit to you cause your blowing her wrong....Its that feeling after a rusty epilady is thrown into your manscaping and catches your balls too.....All in all....If its horrific, hedonistic, a splash of bdsm, or unbearably disfunctional....youve been janitizered...and heres your sign..
Did you see that dildo stuck in that mans ear, an epilady hanging from his nuts, and that blow up bitch doll up his ass....hes been janitizered...hard...by dan the impaler...
janitizered by DanTheImpailer January 2, 2021
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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