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janissa 

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the most beautiful girl you will ever meet, she's smart, funny, out going, chill and full of surprises. She can make your day a whole lot better. She loves music and she loves to dance like nobody's watching. Over all she is just awesome.
I had the best time with janissa!
janissa by Jane34 November 1, 2017
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janissa 

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The most sexiest girl you'll ever meet. Every time you see her your jaw drops. She is caring, compassionate, loveable and overall sexy. She knows how to put a smile on your face at any time and she gives the best advice. She is just amazing. Everything about her is just wow. Janissa has all the vibes and knows how to party, that is why she is the best.
janissa by Jane34 March 26, 2021

janissa 

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Stop trying to be Janissa you're such a poser with all those bracelets.
janissa by gigi July 9, 2004

Janissa 

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An extremely sexy senior who has an undane obsession with luring young boys to her house to engage in tongue wrestling while attempting to watch Fight Club.
I had Janissa with sex last night.
Janissa by blackmail102 October 25, 2008

Janissa 

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an amazing name for couple Jason and Anissa this mean that they will love each other till death and make lots of babies!! they go to school together they get married together they get babies together and she their children go together <3
omg its Janissa a love that will last forever!
Janissa by your cool god November 21, 2021

dirty janissa

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when you take a shit and then you put ur shit into chocolate chip molds then make cookies with chocolate chips and you serve them to your enemy
i just gave brooklyn a dirty janissa
dirty janissa by Poopwater. February 16, 2021

Jalissa 

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Jalissa is a girl that deserves to be treated like a queen. She is not exactly perfect but, she has all these perfect imperfections that make her who she is. And she is amazing. She is absolutely gorgeous and will make you smile even when you're at your worst. She has big, beautiful brown eyes, and her kisses taste like candy. She is amazing in every way, and no matter how fucked up your life can be, Jalissa can take it all away. Jalissa is perfect.
Hey, you see Jalissa? Yea? Back the fuck off, she's mine
Jalissa by Zigggglrrr October 23, 2014
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