Janifar
Janifar by Shortunicorn November 22, 2021
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Janifa
Typically a name for a female. A funny, kind-hearted, loyal and all round positive girl to be around. She’s quiet and reserved to those she doesn’t really know but those around her that she’s comfortable with knows she is truly one of a kind :)
Janifa by Ilikeshoes August 5, 2021
janitarium
So unfortunate it is, Sylvestor was cut down in his prime, 20 years on the job and his wife had him committed to the state
janitarium.
janitarium.
janitarium by Disexlia boy October 2, 2010
Janifer
The best story teller there is and will ever be! a janifer is a big ball of randomness and entertainment. if you cant find entertainment talking to a janifer you should shoot yourself. a janifer is one of the funniest people around no matter what shes talking about she finds something funny about it. janifer is obsessed with texting on android phones so watch out! janifer is a pretty damn funny drunk. janifer hates the taste of southern comfort. janifer is also an avid panty freezer so watchout! janifer is all around AMAZING. BAM
jenifar
An amazing girl.She is one of the smartest people you'll ever meet. Smiles all the time whether she is happy or not.Usually very pretty. Is worth waiting for and fighting for. She is very friendly but can be quiet and shy around peole she doesnt know. A very trusworthy person. Keeps her promises and doesnt reveal your secrets. An awesome friend. Loves to have fun in unique ways.Prefers being called beautiful rather than hot or sexy although most of the time her friends describe her as very cute.Loves to cuddle. Prefers to hear the truth no matter how much it hurts. No matter how hurts she is she always manages to force out a smile. Has a great personality. Very smart but can act like a total air head sometimes. An amazing, beautiful, caring, creative girl. Anyone would kill to have her. She can do anything she sets her mind to, and she's wonderful.
janitard
A mentally handicapped individual who is employed in the janitorial profession. Possibly as part of a societal integration program, or because it's funny as hell to watch...
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dead drop
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
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